New PRIME FLORIDIAN song! I Wanna Get Down Posted 12 Jan 2018
FREE Ace Tucker Space Trucker Novel Preview Posted 14 Dec 2017
Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a Russian cyborg chimpanzee. Ace earns a living as a rock-and-roll roadie and cargo hauler for the greatest band in the galaxy, Mustache Supernova. His world is turned upside down the night he meets Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. When Ace saves Elvis from an alien assassin he must travel to Memphis, Tennessee to restore Presley’s health. But things are not what they seem at Elvis’s pastoral home, Graceland. There, Ace makes a discovery that has the power to shape the future (and potentially undo the past).
See what others are saying:
"It's like This is Spinal Tap meets Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... with a Russian cyborg chimp and a drunk trucker... And Elvis..." - Steven King
- "This book is f@&$ing AWESOME!" - J.K. Rowlin
- "I give up. I can't possibly compete with this sh!t." - Neal Gaiman
"Adam the Woo" Parody Song by PRIME FLORIDIAN Posted 01 Dec 2017
The world famous "Adam the Woo" parody to the tune of Holiday Road by Lindsay Buckingham as featured on the National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - The Filming Locations video.
KRAMPUS CAROL Posted 29 Nov 2017
For far too long Krampus has been overlooked in the musical realm. There are many songs about Santa Claus but none about poor ole Krampus. That's why I decided to write a super heavy, heavy metal song celebrating everyone's favorite Alpine Christmas demon.