Posted 27 Nov 2017
It's official. The holidays are upon us.
For some people, this is a time to shop till you drop. For others, this is time to loosen your pants and make room for more pie. And for others, this is a time to stay drunk for a month. Hey, man, I'm not here to judge.
However, what I am here to do is to let you know that I've just created your new favorite holiday program.
Yes, yes. I know nothing can compare to A Christmas Story or How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Or Die Hard...
But, what I have for you today is the best Christmas special staring a space trucker, a Russian cyborg chimp, an ex-KFC cashier, a talking Basset hound, Santa Claus and Krampus. That's right. The Ace Tucker Space Trucker Christmas Spectacular!
Head over to iTunes or Google Play and listen for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling extra cheeky, I recommend getting the uncensored version. It comes with eight songs, including your new favorite holiday song, "KRAMPUS CAROL."
Check out a preview and all the songs here.
And just to let y'all know, I have a new Patreon page. If you want access to extra exclusive stuff, this is the place to be.
Please let me know if there's anything I can do to make your holidays more cheerful or easy or whatevs. Seriously. Lemme know.
James R. Tramontana