James R. Tramontana

News

FREE Ace Tucker Space Trucker Novel Preview Posted 14 Dec 2017


Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a Russian cyborg chimpanzee. Ace earns a living as a rock-and-roll roadie and cargo hauler for the greatest band in the galaxy, Mustache Supernova. His world is turned upside down the night he meets Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. When Ace saves Elvis from an alien assassin he must travel to Memphis, Tennessee to restore Presley’s health. But things are not what they seem at Elvis’s pastoral home, Graceland. There, Ace makes a discovery that has the power to shape the future (and potentially undo the past).

See what others are saying:



  • "It's like This is Spinal Tap meets Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... with a Russian cyborg chimp and a drunk trucker... And Elvis..." - Steven King
  • "This book is f@&$ing AWESOME!" - J.K. Rowlin
  • "I give up. I can't possibly compete with this sh!t." - Neal Gaiman













KRAMPUS CAROL Posted 29 Nov 2017

For far too long Krampus has been overlooked in the musical realm. There are many songs about Santa Claus but none about poor ole Krampus. That's why I decided to write a super heavy, heavy metal song celebrating everyone's favorite Alpine Christmas demon.

iTunes Link |Apple Music Link | Spotify Link

The Ace Tucker Space Trucker Christmas Spectacular! Posted 27 Nov 2017

It's official. The holidays are upon us.

For some people, this is a time to shop till you drop. For others, this is time to loosen your pants and make room for more pie. And for others, this is a time to stay drunk for a month. Hey, man, I'm not here to judge.

However, what I am here to do is to let you know that I've just created your new favorite holiday program.

Yes, yes. I know nothing can compare to A Christmas Story or How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Or Die Hard...

But, what I have for you today is the best Christmas special staring a space trucker, a Russian cyborg chimp, an ex-KFC cashier, a talking Basset hound, Santa Claus and Krampus. That's right. The Ace Tucker Space Trucker Christmas Spectacular!

Head over to iTunes or Google Play and listen for yourself.

Or, if you're feeling extra cheeky, I recommend getting the uncensored version. It comes with eight songs, including your new favorite holiday song, "KRAMPUS CAROL."

Check out a preview and all the songs here.


And just to let y'all know, I have a new Patreon page. If you want access to extra exclusive stuff, this is the place to be.

Please let me know if there's anything I can do to make your holidays more cheerful or easy or whatevs. Seriously. Lemme know.

Stay Frosty,

James R. Tramontana

Preview the Ace Tucker Space Trucker NOVEL Now

* indicates required